You cannot use the word “smuilti” on a blog. You must use “itliums” instead. Everyone will know what you mean and no one will be offended.

:-)

cb

That is just wonderful. Wes is becoming sensitive to all doctrinal positions having to do with reptiles, birds, animals and poisons. Tim and Robbin and Tim R. are doing interpretative dance seeking a more gentle path to spiritual balance and you are turning flips in a tutu and tights.

I think I am going to go join the French Foreign Legion. Maybe I can team up with Jerry C. and fight international bandits, terrorists and wayward missionaries.

Maybe I can get Ben Cole to go with us and write a book about our exploits.

:-)

cb

Lored mnriithng smuilti harnber oporitun tuynis lojikmerad.

I don’t handle snakes, but I do type in tongues.

Wes is now going to start rolling around on the floor and cooing like a dove. That’s the next thing on his agenda to do in his relevance transformation. The snake handling thing was a little much for Wes. That was a big snake.

David :)

Thank you. Eccentric is one of the nicest things I have ever been called since becoming a Southern Baptist.

If we can ever get together for lunch, it is on me. I look forward to it.

Wes,

How is the snake handling going? Will you eventually graduate up to drinking poison? If so, can I watch?

:-)

cb

:)

“before I read their comments.”

I have been on these blogs a while, and I pretty much have people figured out. I can predict what a lot of guys are going to say about something I read their comments.

I have never been able to figure you out. I can never figure out what side of an issue you are going to be on.

I think you are a liberal conservative, Baptist Identity dissenter, wine-bibbing prohibitionist, fighting unifier, obnoxiously nice guy.

Someone once called my dad “eccentric” and he was excited. He thought it was a compliment to be called eccentric.

I suspect that you are a younger version of my old man.

Some day, I would like to buy you lunch.

Of course this being SBC Today – we must first parse your words very carefully

first off – Can a person fight wisely ever. I know it does me no good to fight ever – just like gambling – I lose so I try not to do it. You, for what I have heard about you and have seen on the blogs can do whatever you want. So go right ahead and fight as wisely as your heart desires. Just dont gamble or fill your belly full of beer – bacause as we know from reading that noted scribe Peter Lumpkins that since even the tiniest sip of the fruit of the vine – and especially if we take some grain and throw a few hops in for good measure, is sin.

To fill our belly with beer would go much further than even our dearly departed Ben Cole would advocate – but alas one of the Tim’s pronounced Ben’s brain adled by beer so I guess I cant be to sure on that pronouncement either.

No that I think about it – Elton said SATURDAY Night was alright for fighting – so disregard EVERYTHING said above and I will meet you here tomorrow.

Bring the gloves – or do you want to go mixed martial arts???

JIm